Not so easy
Is a My Vaccine Pass, your hot
Prepare to set the world on fire.
Detail your driving licence card.
Oh you haven't got one, that is
What about a passport then?
Oh, yours expired in twenty ten.
Use your birth certificate form,
For kiwi born babies that's the
Bit of a problem, surnames don't
A subtle program, kind of catch.
This is a problem not foreseen —
You've got married in between.
Oh one more thing, I hope you
Certificates only from 2003.
There's an 0800 number for you to
But regrettably it's got a sting.
You'll get a message never fear.
The problem is it's hard to hear.
Can you speak to an operator?
When it's not busy, ring back later.
With diligence, you'll get on the list
But until then, you don't exist!