Lost faith due to flight
I have just burned my 49 scrapbooks containing Bob Hughes' letters to the paper in the incinerator, and withdrawn my letter to Jacinda Ardern requesting a knighthood for Bob because, just like the Collosus of Rhodes, his monumental reputation has collapsed.
Bob told us he had flown to the other side of the world and back — burning up a million litres of fuel, creating pollution and bringing forward doomsday for us all. Now, Bob, you have the audacity to continue your repetitive rhetoric on global warming after we have lost all faith in you. So, please desist.
From your old mate of 1960 and the Cobham School Committee.